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GET TO KNOW ME MEME → [5/5] Favorite movies

↳ The Fault in Our Stars (2014)

"You gave me a forever within the numbered days and I can’t tell you how thankful I am for our little infinity."

Via shave your fucking muff


my mom went to high school with jamie lee curtis and one time they both got caught smoking pot together and jamie told the teacher it was my mom’s and my mom was suspended and jamie lee got no punishment so think about that next time you want some activia

the laxative yogurt lady fucked over my mom

Via lookin like a model who just got a check


still the best thing thats ever come out of his mouth

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Via lookin like a model who just got a check


this guy at my school wears really short shorts all the time and i asked him why he doesn’t wear normal cut shorts and he said “if the sky is out, then my thighs are out” god bless

Via stars may collide

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  • how to become my friend: reply to my text posts with random shit
Via unraveling back to particulate silence



fun date idea:

take me to comic con

drop me off


pick me up when it’s over tho

Via we're feeling like gold


she wears short skirts. i am john f kennedy. shes cheer captain and im john f kennedy

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Via lasagna beach


adulthood is just an endless stream of phone calls you don’t want to make but have to

Via but deep down i just wanted to be a poem

Mira prompted: d + pups

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Via blainestan extraordinaire


omfg its her


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