The Tumblr of the... you get the idea.


fuckyeahsnl:

yay—stefon:

Louis C.K.’s opening monologue on SNL.


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geekishchic:

sleepingwiththekings:

So I was travelling and I had a backpack with me which had a notebook, my purse, a bottle of coke and like 2 maxi pads for vagina reasons
After travelling for a few hours I reached into my bag to grab my purse and it was sticky and the unopened coke bottle was empty
I was feeling my bag expecting a pool of coke at the bottom and why it hadn’t leaked out of my bag and it turns oUT MY MAXI PADS ABSORBED AN ENTIRE FUCKING BOTTLE OF COKE

#just girly things

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asheself:

mothafickle:

mothafickle:

What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe

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mightyflower:

to quote hamlet act III scene iii line 92, “no”

Via i bet you thought you'd seen the last of me

bullied:

i like online shopping and putting everything i want in a cart then checking my subtotal and laughing and closing the tab

(Source: bullied)

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buckybird:

marauders-fanfilm:

stagdogwolfandrat:

Ok. So the Harry Potter fandom is one of the largest there is here on this website. And we’ve been starved of books and films for way too fucking long quite a few years. Now there is a massive fan film coming up, for those of you who don’t know, called The Gathering Storm. It’s a film based in the Marauders era. From what I’ve seen, it’s looking really really good, and the cast is PERFECT. But here is the thing. They need $40,000 by Tuesday, April 22, 2014. If they don’t get it by then, this probably won’t happen. So I’m begging all those of you who can, to DONATEIf you can’t donate, atleast reblog this post so more people can know of it. 

I’m calling on all of you Potterheads for your support, because I know this is a massive fandom, and we can really help this happen. 

Come on you guys, if tumblr can get someone a fluffy chicken, we can definitely make this happen.
DONATE IF YOU CAN AND REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG AND WE MIGHT HAVE A FANFILM SOON.

"Come on you guys, if tumblr can get someone a fluffy chicken, we can definitely make this happen."

Don’t let the momentum slow down! Help us keep the magic alive!




rexuality:

imagine how much better your gpa would be if the only courses you had to take were ones relevant to your passions and career path

Via we did it babby

pammybuchanny:

a secondhand sex-toy shop called “second comings”

Via even when i had nothing,i had bucky
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